I am literally angry with rage. Handelabra told me that everything was “complete” way back in May of 2019. We had a whole sale about it and everything. But now it’s the 6th anniversary, and they’ve gone and added all kinds of new things, and they’re gonna be celebrating for a whole week. (I am already so tired). This is at least some of what they’ve told me to expect (and by “told me”, I of course mean “I hacked the Gibson to find out”):
An update to the game (with new challenge modes and achievements)
A new album of hero theme songs (with a listening party, of course)
A sale (with discounts like you’ve never seen before)
An internet-spanning achievement contest (with an unnecessary parenthetical)
Streams and reveals, including a truly troubling implication that this ISN’T the end? (These folks seemed to miss the memo that everything was “Complete” back in 2019.)
Enjoy it all, and I guess we’ll be back to “complete” this all again next year. And the year after? Will it ever end? WHAT IS A COMPLETIONIST TO DO?!
-Guise
Hero Soundtrack || Sale || Achievement Contest || The Future
Completionist! AGAIN! BUT HOW?
Really? EVEN MORE MUSIC?!
Ok, I withdraw my complaint as I now see that I’m on this album so I guess that makes it ok. The best way to get it (if you don’t have it already all you fancy “Kickstarterers”), is to follow this link:
…to scoop up the completionist bundle. It only charges you for the bits you don’t have so - you’re welcome?
If you’re a mobile player, or just prefer to buy direct, you can get it from the following places as well (and even more in the coming weeks as it makes its way to iTunes, Google Play, etc.
All that ☝️, plus the new album that contains the only piece of music that will help put an end to war and poverty. It will align the planets and bring them into universal harmony, allowing meaningful contact with all forms of life, from extraterrestrial beings to common household… wait a minute. THAT’S ABOUT BILL AND TED - WHO WROTE THIS?
But Mobile!!!!!
Yes, yes, yes, I know you all have those new-fangled telephonic communicators and giant flat iPod thingys. I’m not leaving you out of the fun. The fruit and jungle companies (not to mention ad-target-mega-corp) won’t let me make a cool bundle like Valve will, but you can still get all the things at a discount (or buy things “peace-meel”: on Steam if you must):
$1 Mini-Packs!
All mini-packs are just 1 Guise-Buck till monday. Pick and choose on Steam, or click the big green “Get Expansion Packs” button on your mobile gizmo.
Save a Guise-Buck™ on Full Expansions!
Each and every expansion can be had for less than retail price right now, cause that is how generous I am. Yes, even the “afternoon-clearing”, “panic-inducing”, “hero-decimating” OblivAeon. Same deal, either check them out on Steam, or “Get Expansion Packs”.
Tis the season… pass?
You better believe these are discounted too! I did the math (well, I had someone do it for me and I trust them), and it should just about work out even if you buy the season passes, or buy each thing individually. Some think the season passes are cheating cause there’s not real “collecting” involved, but I won’t tell anyone if you don’t!
Time to boogie down!
60% off the best music in any multiverse ever! (Alan Silvestri, eat your heart out!)
The Handelabra cheapskates won’t discount this one, just because “it’s brand new” and “the most music we’ve ever put in a soundtrack” and “wait, how did you get access to our Steam account?!”
Click to download at the highest res. Seriously, there’s no more res left anywhere, it’s all in this wallpaper. There will be a worldwide shortage of res for at least a few years as a result.
Congratulations, you made it to the bottom of the page. Only the TRUE completionists will be reading this. And why? Because Completionists do it completely (I mean, it says it right at the top of the page). So what do you get for scrolling all the way down? A cool wallpaper commemorating the occasion. Making this thing was no joke. Jeremy even had to buy a new disc-thingy for his Macintosh Performa 5320CD cause it was taking multiple hours just to scale the darn thing. It features a Variant of every hero in the game, plus all 6 villains and it will look sexy on any computer desktop. Thanks for the memories people, now get out there are save the Multiverse!