You Found Me!
Maybe you read my post over on IndieGoGo, maybe you got an email, maybe you read a Tweet or blog post, or maybe you’re just psychic. Any way you slice it, you are one of the lucky ones because now you can buy Guise’s Completionist Bundle on Steam! Just look at what’s included! ——>
Literally everything is included. There are no other things to buy after this. You will be…
All the heroes •
All the villains •
All the Environments •
All the game modes •
All the music •
All the variants •
All the foil cards •
It’s quite simply, everything everer in everery sense of the word! And the best part is that if you already have some of that stuff, you just pay the difference to get the rest! Wait no, that’s not the best part - the best part is:
IT’S ON SALE!
You can literally save something like $40 Guise-Bucks™ off retail price to pick up everything all at once and really, who doesn’t like saving money? (Editor - Guise-Bucks™ are just US Dollars.) Hey “Editor McCopywriter”, pipe down!
Now that Sentinels of the Multiverse is complete (with the imminent arrival of my final form), I consider every incomplete copy of the game to be a personal slight. I hacked the Steampipe to give you an easy way to remedy the situation. Go do the thing people!
Discounts last till Monday!
Yes, yes, yes, I know you all have those new-fangled telephonic communicators and giant flat iPod thingys. I’m not leaving you out of the fun. The fruit and jungle companies (not to mention ad-target-mega-corp) won’t let me make a cool bundle like Valve will, but you can still get all the things at a discount (or buy things “peace-meel”: on Steam if you must):
All mini-packs are just 1 Guise-Buck till monday. Pick and choose on Steam, or click the big green “Get Expansion Packs” button on your mobile gizmo.
Save a Guise-Buck™ on Full Expansions!
Each and every expansion can be had for less than retail price right now, cause that is how generous I am. Yes, even the “afternoon-clearing”, “panic-inducing”, “hero-decimating” OblivAeon. Same deal, either check them out on Steam, or “Get Expansion Packs”.
Tis the season… pass?
You better believe these are discounted too! I did the math (well, I had someone do it for me and I trust them), and it should just about work out even if you buy the season passes, or buy each thing individually. Some think the season passes are cheating cause there’s not real “collecting” involved, but I won’t tell anyone if you don’t!
Time to boogie down!
60% off the best music in any multiverse ever! (Alan Silvestri, eat your heart out!)
Congratulations, you made it to the bottom of the page. Only the TRUE completionists will be reading this. And why? Because Completionists do it completely (I mean, it says it right at the top of the page). So what do you get for scrolling all the way down? A cool wallpaper commemorating the occasion. Making this thing was no joke. Jeremy even had to buy a new disc-thingy for his Macintosh Performa 5320CD cause it was taking multiple hours just to scale the darn thing. It features a Variant of every hero in the game, plus all 6 villains and it will look sexy on any computer desktop. Thanks for the memories people, now get out there are save the Multiverse!